In case you missed it...

OK. I've been extraordinarily lazy lately. So, to make up for it, here are all of Isaac's little quips, questions and comments from the past month as posted on facebook and/or twitter.

Me (pointing to a buffalo at the museum): Isaac, do you know what that is?
Isaac: Yup, I do.
Me: What is it?
Isaac: A Bantha!
Me: Not quite.
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Isaac: Is it Sunday?
Me: No, it's Saturday. New Year's Day.
Isaac: What happens in this month?
Me: Um...
Isaac (with concern in his voice): Is this when the leprechauns come out?
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Isaac (presenting 3 saliva-encased unpopped popcorn kernels): Worst. Nuts. Ever!!
Me: What?
Isaac: These nuts almost broke my teeth!
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Isaac: I want to have a tattoo shop in the living room. And a restaurant in the kitchen. And a bookstore in the dining room. We can teach people to read, and have books like a library. And we can make houses and clothes for people who don't have them. And we can make food for people who don't have food. And we can all live together and help each other.
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Isaac (on his new camouflage water bottle): Dad, do you like my new water bottle? It's Army.
Me: Awesome!
Isaac: If you drop it in the grass, you won't see it because it looks like grass, but if you drop it on the sidewalk, you can see it still.
Me: Nice!
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Isaac: Hey dad, come read your book by me.
Me (getting off the chair to sit by Isaac on the couch): OK. Do you want me to read it to you?
Isaac: Yeah. But read with your mouth closed.
Me: You don't want me to read it to you?
Isaac: No.
Me (moving back to my chair): OK. I'll just go back over there.
Isaac: OK. Good.
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Isaac: Someday, when I'm older, I'm going to tell Jack Black that he's in a lot of movies.
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In the middle of Isaac's fairly accurate explanation of geysers, he included "If you want to grill something, you have to kill it first" and "DON'T boil the ice cream." Explanation, please?
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Isaac: Dad, I need to take something to my room. But don't worry about what it is. I am able to make my own decisions, OK?
Me: Why are you taking that to your room?
Isaac (clearly carrying a meat-tenderizer): In case bad guys come, I can smash them with this.
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Isaac (kissing Brenda goodnight): Mom, you should brush your teeth; your breath is stinky. You, too, dad. Yours is stinky. You both have lots of germs in your mouth.
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Isaac: Dad, when the snow melts, and we go into the forest, you're probably going to want to wear camouflage. OK? Mom and I will set up equipment so we can catch dinner. OK?
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What forest? When did my son become such a survivalist? Did he watch "Red Dawn" recently?
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Isaac woke me up this morning by standing about 6" from my face and singing the first verse of "Working" by Cock Sparrer." He's so punk!
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Isaac is watching 'Batman' and doing a great job of writing the names of the characters in the movie. However, his attempt at "batmobile" came out as "batbowel." Well played, son. You're clearly ready to label people as bat-shit-crazy.
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Isaac recommended that Brenda and I watch "Nosferatu" for Valentine's Day after he and Rosie go to bed. He is going to be a real honey-dripper when he gets older!
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Isaac is telling me about a maple syrup from China that tastes great on Japanese food. The best part is that I'm not asleep or dreaming.
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