Stick and Bindle.

Isaac: One dollar? That's not a bad paycheck!

Indeed, hobos would find this to be a fair wage for a day's work.

A lesson in anatomy.

Just because I haven't posted much lately does not mean that Isaac has suddenly traded in his habit of saying awesome things in favor of more adult conversation. In fact, last night, while he and I were watching a documentary on the Pixies entitled "LoudQUIETLoud," he broke me off a piece of the following. He was eating chocolate pudding with strawberries while we were watching the flick. As 5-year old boys are wont to do, he had gotten some chocolate on his face, hands...and legs.

Me: How was it, Isaac?
Isaac: Good.
Me: Here's a napkin for your face and hands.
Isaac: Thanks.
Me: Is that some on your leg? (It was clearly on his leg.)
Isaac (wiping it off his leg): Maybe. No.
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was.
Isaac (grinning from ear to ear): No, it was my bellybutton.
Me: Your bellybutton?
Isaac (pulling his collar down, exposing his left nipple): Yeah, see? Like this.
Me: That's your nipple.
Isaac: My nipple?
Me: Yeah.
Isaac: Oh, I've got nipples all over the place.

And there ya have it. Just when you think Isaac might be in hiding or putting away his innocent ways, he comes out of nowhere and shoves a nipple right in your face.