Look out, Head & Shoulders.

Me: Alright, time to wash your hair.

Isaac: I don't want to wash my hair.

Me: Why not?

Isaac: Because when I put shampoo on my head, it feels like zombies kissing my brain.

Me: That sounds kind of cozy.

I was going to include an image of a zombie with soap/shampoo all over him/herself but couldn't find anything suitable. I was surprised, however, at some of the images that came up when I googled "zombie shower." There were more images depicting sex outside of showers than there were images of shower/soap-related activities...or zombies, for that matter Weird.